FUCK FOMO

This is you at the club.

I’M THE FUCKING PARTY.

I live like this.

How can their be party without Chris Battagli?

I know you might be thinking that this is probably a narcissists' wet dream. You might be thinking “this motherfucker really thinks he’s all that” and you are probably partially correct. My real intention with this line of thought is to keep my shit straight. I’m the fucking party = I don’t care what anyone else is doing I’m focused on ME.

Listen, I love ya. I really fucking love ya if you’re reading this, I’m here to tell you that all that bullshit you’re worried about missing out in is fucking you up. You’re the party, but, you gotta get your shit straight before you get out there. What the fuck are you celebrating anyways?

So next time you gotta stay in to work on something important to future you I want you to think “I’m the fucking party” and keep working. There will always be opportunities to go out and party — you won’t always have time to work on your goals. FUCK FOMO.